I keep hitting the escape key.... But I'm still here

I guess cats don't appreciate random picture-taking, either

I have to run as fast as I can to a randomly selected other room

Yes, Yes, I see now. You're a cunt

Cheezburger not ripe yet

That party don't start till I walk in

I'll get my own damn food

Dennis does not like the cone of shame

Johnson! get those reports on my desk. right meow!

Electron configuration? How Bohring!

Cat Body Language Guide. Staring Waffles the Cat. Look at me. Look At ME. Pet me. me me me. Feed me. Play with me

When there's one slice left and you're full. but you know you're gonna want it later.

Instead of a dead bird or mouse, my cat decides to bring us gifts of leaves. She's been doing this for years.

Pull Cord to begin apocalypse

This is her hunting face. I think it's supposed to be scary..

We found them like this and nobody knows what they've been up to

Just a friendly reminder. you don't eat until I do!

I bring mommy & daddy a poop from the litter box. To let them know I want it cleaned. if they are asleep I just leave it in their bed

Do you know what I got for Christmas? Fat. I got fat.

Sometimes when I shits.. It does not fits