Patrick turns Audience into Fish Sticks

I've had it! it's friday night. I could be out having a life! Meg, if you don't want to baby-sit anymore thats fine but I will not have you stand there and lie to me!

I just realized that I grew up to become squidward. wake me up when I care. I hate everyone. this is idiotic. I knew I shouldn't have gotten out of bed today

look, we got four or five of the main characters on this ship. I think we'll be fine

Crying in the corner, huh? Mind if I join ya? the Simpsons

How "The Lion King" should have ended.

The Original 1000 ways to die

How did his parents Not know about this secret lab?? that electric bill must of been higher than Wiz Khalifa

I don't know what's more awkward. answering dora, or sitting in silence while she stares at you

What happened to the stairs?! my parents took em down cause i am grounded. that's disturbing

Huh, what's wrong? Uh nothing I just got this feeling like someone was watching us. It's Just your imagination your parents are gone all weekend right? Adult Calvin and Hobbes

The Fast Food Mafia.

What are you doing? I'm digging a hole. why? because I like to sleep on my side

Peter, why are we stopped? Yeah, I'll have thee cheeseburgers.. Peter for God's sakes she's havin a baby! oh that's right and a kid's meal

Growing up is realizing that Shaggy was a weed-smoker hippie that talked to a dog and ate all the time because of the munchies

Is naked all day long afraid to be seen while taking a bath

How I see brock. How Brock sees me.

Dating since 1928. Still not married

Oh yeah Sarah. Give me that ass

I wil call him George and I will love him and pet him and squeeze him