I'm starting my diet on Monday. I didn't say which Monday, but I will be starting my diet on Monday

It's a recipe for disaster when your country has an obesity epidemic and a skinny jean fad

I'm not fat I'm big boned. big bones don't jiggle when you move

I woke up to drink some water in the middle of the night and I accidentally ate a whole pizza and a cheesecake

Because most McDonald's customers can't say four words without being out of breath. QPC easier to say than. Quarter Pounder with Cheese

It's like. you wanna be thin and you wanna be pretty, but there's pizza

Exercise? I thought you said Extra Fries

I'd do anything to lose 10lbs, except eat healthy and work out

I wish I was as thin as I was when I thought I was fat

If being sarcastic burned calories, I'd look like half an Olsen twin

The only way I am eating healthy is if I write "Healthy" on top of this cake with frosting

I don't always have a cheat day. but when I do, I eat for myself and 1/2 of Africa

What do you mean, my sodium level is elevated?

if running on a treadmill was the only way to recharge our phones we would be the healthiest people on the planet

How I feel next to my friends

I would lose weight. but I hate losing

if you ever feel Sad. just remember that at this moment there's a fat kid somewhere in the world dropping his ice-cream

You're fat don't try and sugar coat it because you'll eat that too

I'd do anything to lose weight. except exercising and eating healthy

Didn't go to the Gym today, But.. the cashier's name at McDonalds was Jim. Sooo. Same thing.