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I am Cherry Hill

There was young man who came in to class.

"Where have you been?" Asked the teacher

"My apologies ma'am, I was on cherry hill." Replied the student laughing.

Moments later two other young men enter the classroom.

"Where have you gentlemen been? Class started half an hour ago."
"Our apologies ma'am, we were on cherry hill" replied the two boys also laughing.

"Very well, be seated." Said the teacher.

20 minutes goes by yet another young man enters the room.

Before the teacher could ask he apologizes and with a smirk on his face says he was on cherry hill and takes his seat.

Aggravated the teacher continues her lesson when a young lady enters the room.

"And where have you been young lady?" Asked the teacher. "Let me guess, on cherry hill???"

"No." Said the girl, "I am cherry hill."

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