You mean to tell me you talk to the dog in the same voice?

Doggie Did it, He went that way

Won't eat bunny food eats the couch, clothes, tv cables and more

Sometimes I look at my reflection and think.. I'm just lion to myself

My friend works at a bird of prey rehabilitation center. This morning she woke up with this cutie on her chest

Googled "Marine Animals", was not disappointed

He stole my strawberry. I grabbed his acorn he dropped. Now we're just staring at each other, waiting for the next one to make a move.

Nuts are too mainstream for the hipster squirrel

While you were out we settled our differences

Seals are just Dog mermaids. Think about it

Trick or Treat! What are you supposed to be. I'm a panda

My eyes are up here

Sometimes it's like she doesn't carrot all

You killed my sister, I'm going to hear you confess before you die. You marinated her, you fried her, you scrambled her children.

Elephants are powerful animals, able to lift logs with their trunks and knock trees over using their heads.

Elephants are powerful animals, able to lift logs with their trunks and knock trees over using their heads.

You might think it strange then to find that elephants are usually kept tethered by their handlers with a length of rope or small chain that they could easily break. This IS because they have been conditioned. This is accomplished by trainers through the use of a heavy metal chain to tether the elephants while they are still young. The elephants learn during their development that they cannot break the bonds and they associate them with their limits, boundaries and freedoms. Later, when they are fully grown and are of adult size and strength, they still believe they cannot break that bond and so, they never really try.

From then on, only a rope is necessary to keep them from breaking their bonds, freeing themselves and realizing their true strength. you do realize I am not really talking about elephants at all don't you?

I must go my people need me

If you think Batman, Robin, Superman, Ironman, even Hulk are brave, you don't know Bobby... If you think Mike Tyson, Steven Seagal, Vin Diesel, Chuck Norris have balls, you don't know Bobby... That's what I call courage!!!

Business Pig brings home the bacon

Business Pig brings home the bacon

This is sexy. this is not. real unicorns have curves