Thursday, July 7, 2016

Elephant larger than the moon

Whatever you do, always give 100%....unless you're donating blood.

Sarcasm is the ability to insult stupid people without them realizing it

I mustache you a question....can eyebrows your computer?

askhole - a person who constantly asks for your advice, yet always does the opposite of what you told them

My friend thinks he's smart. He said onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face!

The contents of your Lay's bag of chips!!!!!

We make a nice pear!

Nice try mom!

Close Enough

I don't wanna taco 'bout's nacho problem!

Thank you Red bull, Google, Vodka and Wikipedia for making this possible

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