Huge inspirational quote on a landscape.

When you wish upon a Star you're a few million lightyears late that star is dead. Just like your dreams

3 horrible things in life. 1. seeing your mother cry. 2. seeing the love of your life, fall in love with somebody else. 3. slow internet connection

When I was little I didn't care about things like what to wear, my parents dressed me. Looking at some of my old pictures, it's obvious my parents didn't care either

I'm so old that I remember when vodka only came in vodka flavor.

My life is a romantic comedy minus the romance and just me laughing at my own jokes

Some days I just want to be a missing person

We all know that growing up SUCKS

If I've ever offended you, just know that from the bottom of my heart, I really don't give a shit.

Drama Queen Quotes

1. "Today was going to be a good day. Then I woke up."

2. "It's sad to see someone you know turn into someone you used to know."

3. "I love sleeping, because my life has a tendency to fall apart when I'm awake."

4. "My definition of happiness: those few moments when I forget just how much pain I'm in."

5. "The leaf went with the wind because the tree didn't ask her to stay."

6. "The advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody's listening."

7. "Ang tanging lasa sa matabang kang buhay ay ang alat ng sarili kong luha."

8. "What is death but freedom from this chain of pain called life?"

9. "Don't tell me something crazy like you love me, because I might do something crazy, like believe it."

10. "What's that awful noise? Oh, yeah. It's the sound of my heart breaking."