Wednesday, November 27, 2013

Here's to Nipples without them titties would be pointless


Video Games are making society more violent?


How to Write Good Code.


Fun Fact : Whenever marble displays yellow brown-colored stains like those above, it's the result of the marble absorbing oils, from human hands. Meaning that over the centuries, people have been grabbing this statue's boobs


That awaked moment when after charging your phone for 2hrs you realise.. the switch was "off"


iPhone 5S got bitches like. I can't wait till he's asleep so I can unlock his phone with his finger


Best Invention for Drunk Men


Google VS Bing


That kid in the back is like "I know this isn't right, but I don't know what to do. Aw, fuck it."


There should be a holiday dedicated to all the brave people who show up to work on Mondays


When your Gamer Girlfriend puts her hair on a ponytail or a chignon while playing with you. shit just got serious


You still use internet Explorer? You must like it nice and slow


Damn Girl are you sitting on an F5 Key? cause that ass is refreshing


Girl, I'm elevating your permissions you may now access my D:


My code doesn't work and I don't know why. My code works and I don't know why


The speed in which a woman says "Nothing!" when asked "what's wrong?" is inversely proportional to the amount of shit coming your way!


An Update is Available for you Computer


Life before Computer


Sex Egg-ucation


Google like a boss


Something iPhone Generation will never understand


Computers were designed to make people more productive and then someone invented the internet


Tuesday, November 26, 2013

Life is so short, just do what the fuck makes you happy.


How phones used to be. How phones are now


Eminem being one sassy Motherfucker


You say you have a trojan? hmm.. gonna need to take a look at that back door


Welcome to Life! choose a difficulty


if condoms had sponsors


I'm looking for jaden smith. young male from after earth has a thing for confusing tweets. oh, and he smiles like this


Can your Mac do this? I don't think so.


Cause when a guy does something stupid once, well that's because he's a guy, But if he does the same stupid thing twice, that's usually to impress some gil - Dr. Seuss


My wife asked for an Iphone 5S I updated her to IOS 7 and got her a new case


Your mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow


Our ancestors used to remove their Hats to give respect. And now our new generation remove headphones to give respect


Invents internet gives it to the world for free.


When my screen freezes, I press the power button for a few seconds to force it to turn off


The life of a software Engineer


I will always choose a lazy person to do a difficult job. because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it - Bill Gates


Computer Emotions


I was running late, so I had asked my husband to peel half the potatoes and put them on to boil and I'd be home soon after to finish dinner, when I got home this is what i found


The #1 Programmer excuse for legitimately slacking off : "My Code's Compiling"


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