Thursday, July 7, 2016

Elephant larger than the moon


Whatever you do, always give 100%....unless you're donating blood.


Sarcasm is the ability to insult stupid people without them realizing it


I mustache you a question....can eyebrows your computer?


askhole - a person who constantly asks for your advice, yet always does the opposite of what you told them


My friend thinks he's smart. He said onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face!


The contents of your Lay's bag of chips!!!!!


We make a nice pear!


Nice try mom!


Close Enough


I don't wanna taco 'bout it...it's nacho problem!


Thank you Red bull, Google, Vodka and Wikipedia for making this possible


Monday, July 4, 2016

Invite me to play candy crush one more time


Osaman Bin Liftin'


High school: slowly taking Matt's smile away, one year at a time


When an assignment is due soon and you haven't started it yet


Last five minutes of exam


and then the teacher said:" you may take notes


Teachers be like.."I'm gonna wait till it's quiet


impossible homework!!


Doobie - wan Cannabi


Yoda hulk: when angry I am, like me you will not


Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy...but I'm your father, so join me maybe


Vader thinks your throat needs a hug


I choke reopard rike dis...he die, I make pants


stop! stop! I'm gonna pee!


Just me when I finally finishi my homework at 3 am!!


school life


school and prison= the same!!


opposite of original


Americans can't maje 3D printers.....zat is imposabrul!!!


YMCA: it's much more difficult in chinese


What do you call a chinese guy with a video recorder? Phil Ming!


How to write in chinese


literally the same!!


How users and programmers see each other


Which of these is not a web browser?


Die! wah! diet! waaaaaaaah!!!!


respect explorer!


browser shoes


Browsers hahaha!!


iphone versus nokia 3310


apple versus samsung


difference between apple, nokia, samsung and sony


Really? I have something on my face?


Keep calm and know nothing


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