I bet he loves his parents MAJOR DICKHEAD

GENETICS Don't always work out for the best

You failed as parents When one sone thinks he's black and the other thinks he's a girl

Eskiho = A girl wearing a short and skirt and ugg boots. A weather confused whore.

Stupidity is not a crime. So you're free to go.

Follow your heart but take your brain with you.

I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you've got bad luck when it comes to thinking

I'm so glad you posted another self portrait on Facebook today.. I almost forgot what you looked like!

The only culture you have is bacteria

Don't flatter yourself, sweetheart. The only fan you have is on the ceiling

Today I found a penny, it reminded me of you. Worthless and found in everyone's pants

Darling, I'm not sure where you learned to whisper but I'm guessing inside a helicopter surrounded by revving chainsaws

I'd like to leave you with one thought, but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it

If your brain were chocolate.. it wouldn't fill an M&M!

I would make a joke about your life... but I see your life beat me to it

You, sir, are a Buttmunch

Stop playing hard to get, you're hard enough to want

I would take my anger out on your face, but it looks like your genetics have put it through enough suffering already

Your personality fucking sucks

I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a smarter statement than that