My brain: 5% names, 3% phone numbers, 2% stuff I should know for school, 90% lyrics

Why was the guitar teacher arrested? For fingering "A" Minor

Restarting the whole song. because you missed your favorite part.

Slash on one Direction. "Their little one hit career is fueled by obsessive musically illiterate teenage girls, and their songs, which have recycled lyrics and shallow meaning, especifically account for that. This is the same reason why One Direction practically IS the new Justin Bieber because their songs too are meaningless and repetitive and meant to be for teenage girls. True musicians who put effort into their music careers don't get enough recognition because stupid fake bullshit like this does. It's really sad

When you listen to free music in the car, it's called radio. when you listen to free music on the internet, it's called piracy

"Let It Go" from Frozen according to Google Translate

Hates Metal because she can't understand the words. Listens to Gangnam style all day

is getting heartbroken a hobby???? No Honey, it's a carreer - Taylor Swift

Slash on One Direction

Their little one hit career is fueled by obsessive musically illiterate teenage girls, and their songs, which have recycled lyrics and shallow meaning, specifically account for that. This is the same reason why One Direction practically IS the new Justin Bieber because their songs too are meaningless and repetitive and meant to be for teenage girls Tru musicians who put an effort into their music careers don't get enough recognition because stupid fake bullshit like this does. it's really sad

One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain

That awesome moment when you realize you can take all the people that bought a Justin Bieber album, multiply it by 6 and still don't get to reach the sellings of Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon

One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain

Pink Floyd back when the music was more important than what you looked like

Dear man on the bus blasting explicit rap music : Two can play at that game. Sincerely, Get ready for some Disney

I can't wait to write a song about how we break up

I don't always listen to Metallica. but when I do, so do the neighbors

Comma comma, comma, comma, comma, chameleon

Am I the only one that meaasure time using songs? "Oh it only took me 4 songs to get here! that's not too long"

If you like having sex while listening to music - always choose a live album. That way you'll get an applause every 3 to 4 minutes

Every time bohemian rhapsody starts playing.. I'm not satisfied by only singing the lyrics. I have to sing the opera voices. and also the guitar part