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Girls who say " a lot of guys are after me" should keep in mind that low prices always attract many customers

I did not study for this exam, I Must cheat. Exam Time. Derp! what are you doing! well? Just praying. Then why are the answers written here? OMG, my prayer was granted!!

The key ring an invention created so that you can lose all of your keys at once!

How it feels to disagree with the general opiion on an internet forum.

Talking during class.. hey you!! do you want to come up here and teach the rest of the class.. yes sure!! class is over.. go have an early break everyone

Rule of Math. if it seems easy, you're doing it wrong.

If I am looking for something Google. If I am looking for someone Facebook. If I don't find something Mom!!!

My school is on fire. 43,725,139,418,643 people like this

Sad song plays on the radio. look out Window and pretend you're in a music video

I laugh even harder when I try to explain why I'm laughing

I love that kid that argues with the teacher and entertains the whole class

Your Face when you're about to prove someone wrong.

One doesn't simply play fair online

Pass the ball to Ronaldo they said. He will score they said

In case of Fire. Exit building before tweeting about it

Most common lies

1. I won't laugh. I promise.

2. Your table will be ready in a few minutes.

3. I'm just kidding.

4. I never got your text

5. I have read and agreed to the terms and conditions.

6. You will need to know this later in life.

7. I'm fine.

8. No, I'm okay. I'm just tired.

9. Okay, just one more episode.

10. I'm on my way.

11. Sorry, my parents said no

Your internet connection when you have nothing to do. Your internet connection when you're actually trying to do something

Only in Indonesia. Biker Troll Police

People Nowadays

Restarting your favorite song because you missed your favorite line

I study I take the test I pass it I forget what I learnt

Not sure if ipod stopped working. or beginning of a pink floyd song

After breaking 42 bones from jumping out a 3rd storey window I can now confirm dat Red Bull does NOT Give u wings

Beating someone in a video game when you were just pressing random buttons the whole time

When people ask dumb questions, I feel obligated to give sarcastic answers

How did his parents not know about this secret lab?? that electric bill must of been higher than Wiz Khalifa

When somebody reminds Teacher about homework

Bear! play dead!

Teacher : "Okay Class, pass up your homework." Me : "We had homework?!"

Fluffy Socks. 2% comfort. 3% warmth. 95% sliding around like a Ninja

The Day I lost control...

That awkward moment when you don't want to come out of your room because there are strangers in your house

Deleting one 'ha' from you 'hahahahaha' because you think it's too much

Her point of view.. His point of view..

Those people with cars as their profile pictures on Facebook. so.. you're a transformer?

I bet you can't breathe underwater. Challenge accepted!

Spartans! what is your Profession!?!?! We are all unemployed

No, no, no. I'm not insulting you. I'm describing you.

No, I'm probably almost as ugly as you are! I was just trying to be nice you fat cow

oh my God. I Am Delicious

If you had a bad day, I just want to tell you that this painting ( etoile Bleue ) was sold for $37.700.000

The epic moment when you get a higher score than the smartest kid in class

It's easier to find your stuff here. than here

I do not always cry when I fall. but when I do I first check to see if anyone is watching

When buying a flat screen tv, always remember to put the box in your neighbor's trash so you don't get robbed.

Trying not to act suspicious when passing by a police officer even though you're completely innocent

How I see myself with a knife in the kitcen. how my friends see me with a knife in the kitchen

Commercials y u no same volume as show

Taking off your headphones and checking how loud your music is because you think it might be too loud