BITCH

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CONFUSION

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He has no idea he' actually a dog.

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Is that costume appropriate for kids??

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Be a grandfather they said.. It'll be fun they said.

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I ask dad where the children come from, he said people download them from internet.

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No Grandma Listen, Double-click the Internet Explorer Icon.

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Bitch done tucked in her stomach to show her Gucci belt...

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That cupcake tasted funny...

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If they didn't bought us anything, You pee in your pants, I pee on my couch.

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Toddletale

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I LOVE YOU FUTURE BACON!

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Biggest punishment in history of humanity.

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I wonder where it goes when you fish?

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Why wasn't the teddy bear hungry? Because he was stuffed!

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Oh man, These are way better than flies!

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Why is the longest human on record only 11 inches long?

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I'm never having kids. I hear they take nine months to download.

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You should be grateful. There are obese children in america that would love to be as skinny as you.

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What do you call a sad strawberry? A blue berry!

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What do you call an alligator in a vest?? An INVESTIGATOR.

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Come with me, HUMAN. I'll show you how to penguin.

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i love guns, and i love nuts. Then they told me there's this thing called a GUN NUT!!

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I thought you said it was cold out here, IT FEEL FINE!

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soo.. how was school? Who the fuck are you???

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Let's make a panda.

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When someone tells me to sit like a lady.

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I'm not lazy..

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Beauty. It's in the high of the beholder.

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WAIT A MINUTE.. This isn't the park.

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Barked at mailman.. he said "how cute"

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i Can't hear you.. BLAH! BLAH BLAH!

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WHERE'S MY BREAKFAST!

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Well, It's not going to throw itself.

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FINALLY! i understand why we have a dog.

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He followed me home. Can i keep him?

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Come on inner peace! I don't have all day

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I must go my planet need me.. Frank get down, You're drunk.

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HOW YOU DOIN?

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MEDITATION

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That's The sealiest thing i've ever heard.

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SOME KISSES YOU NEVER FORGET!

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I KILLED A BLACK SNAKE, WHY U NOT HAPPY?

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I named my dog "5 MIlES" so i can tell people i walk 5 miles every day.

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Problem??

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Today was leg day bro!

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I would make another Chemistry joke, But all the good ones argon.

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H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K Half Of My Energy Wasted on Random Knowledge.

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I TOLD you to wear sunscreen.

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1668: Just before innuendo was invented. Come, An' Get Yer'Ands on my lovely big juicy melons!

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