Elephant larger than the moon

Whatever you do, always give 100%....unless you're donating blood.

Sarcasm is the ability to insult stupid people without them realizing it

I mustache you a question....can eyebrows your computer?

askhole - a person who constantly asks for your advice, yet always does the opposite of what you told them

My friend thinks he's smart. He said onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face!

The contents of your Lay's bag of chips!!!!!

We make a nice pear!

Nice try mom!

Close Enough

I don't wanna taco 'bout it...it's nacho problem!

Thank you Red bull, Google, Vodka and Wikipedia for making this possible

I may be blind but at least I'm not black

What if I told you that the alphabet song is really twinkle twinkle little star

nannaanananananana....BATMAN!!!

You are no match for my power of cuteness

Invite me to play candy crush one more time

Osaman Bin Liftin'

High school: slowly taking Matt's smile away, one year at a time

When an assignment is due soon and you haven't started it yet

Last five minutes of exam

and then the teacher said:" you may take notes

Teachers be like.."I'm gonna wait till it's quiet

impossible homework!!

Doobie - wan Cannabi

Yoda hulk: when angry I am, like me you will not

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy...but I'm your father, so join me maybe

Vader thinks your throat needs a hug

I choke reopard rike dis...he die, I make pants

stop! stop! I'm gonna pee!

Just me when I finally finishi my homework at 3 am!!

school life

school and prison= the same!!

opposite of original

Americans can't maje 3D printers.....zat is imposabrul!!!

YMCA: it's much more difficult in chinese

What do you call a chinese guy with a video recorder? Phil Ming!

How to write in chinese

literally the same!!

How users and programmers see each other

Which of these is not a web browser?

Die! wah! diet! waaaaaaaah!!!!

respect explorer!

browser shoes

Browsers hahaha!!

iphone versus nokia 3310

apple versus samsung

difference between apple, nokia, samsung and sony

Really? I have something on my face?

Keep calm and know nothing