Sunday, June 16, 2013

A policeman turns up at the station in the nude

A policeman turns up at the station in the nude. His colleagues have a bit of a laugh until the duty sergeant walks in:

"What the fuck are you up to?"

"Erm, well, I was at this big party in a marquee and everyone was dancing away when suddenly the music stopped and this gorgeous girl got up on the stage and screamed, 'All the old hags, get the fuck out!', so all the ugly women left immediately. Then she shouted, 'All the girls take off your clothes!' and all the girls got undressed. Then she yelled, 'Down on the floor and spread your legs!' and they all obeyed once again. Then she came out with, 'All the men take off your clothes!', which is exactly what we did. Then she screamed, 'Right you guys - go to work!', so here I am ..."

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