Joke All You Can

Sunday, July 28, 2013

at 1:48 AM

These Two Pictures Show December. Panda December Jokes
Remember the twenty extra years you added to your life through clean healthy living? well these are them
Oh, you like that, huh? Poop comes from there. that's kind of hot. oh my God.
I'm good. I'm bad. I'm sometimes in between. Mess with my family, You'll see me turn mean. I'm as complicated as it gets. ﬁnd tough as can be. Tell me I can't do something. then step back and watch me m cl million colors. I'm block and white. I make mistakes. But sometimes get it right. 1Iy to figure me out. you never will. _ But you can count on this. I keep it real...
I've decided to teach her to talk, what harm can it do?
Please, continue to call me a bitch while I search for a fuck to give
The best friendships are built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, laughter and a dislike of the same people.
No, you're right: let's do it the dumbest fucking way possible because it's easier for you
I gave that bitch a starter. Bitches love starting shit!
Why don't I have any tattoos? for the same reason you don't put a bumper sticker on a Ferrarri

Picture Window theme. Powered by Blogger.