Joke All You Can

Friday, July 19, 2013

at 4:23 AM

These Two Pictures Show December. Panda December Jokes
Remember the twenty extra years you added to your life through clean healthy living? well these are them
I've decided to teach her to talk, what harm can it do?
Please, continue to call me a bitch while I search for a fuck to give
The best friendships are built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, laughter and a dislike of the same people.
To my friends, I wish you peace, love and health. blah, blah blah.. screw that! i wish you lots of sex, booze, orgasm and hope you win Lotto
Oh, you like that, huh? Poop comes from there. that's kind of hot. oh my God.
I gave that bitch a starter. Bitches love starting shit!
Confession : when I was still married. I had a feeling he was cheating on me. I found a pack of condoms in his car. The box was already opened so I poked a hole in the wrapper of each one.

Confession : when I was still married. I had a feeling he was cheating on me. I found a pack of condoms in his car. The box was already ...
OMG Dad we can do whatever we want now. we're 13 remember?

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