Your new name is Orange Juice

The Pastor baptized John and dipped his head in water 3 times.

After the 3rd time he said : "You are now baptized.

You are a new creation; your old creation is gone.

No more drinking of alcohol for you. Your new name is David."

 David went back home and headed straight for the fridge.

He took a Budweiser Beer, dipped it in water 3 times and said :

"You are now a newcreation; your old one is gone. Your new name is Orange Juice =))