Forever Alone

How are you so calm with only 1 life left?

No, we don't have Wi-Fi... Talk to each other!

When people insult my driving : But did you die?

Naruto still fails to recognise where does all Kurama's Piss go to? the answer could be right in his eyes

What does a Fish smell Like?

little jimmy was in his classroom when his teacher asked the class what a cow smells like:

 one of his classmates said a barn yard..

 she then asked what a pig smells like,

another one of Jimmy's classmates puts up her hand and said it smells like dirt..

once again she asked what a fish smells like and little Jimmy puts up his hand..

the teacher is suprised at him for getting involved until he said...

open up your legs and then you know.. the teacher fainted

Lazy Rule : Can't reach it. Don't need it

Book Hangover : Inablitiy to start a new book because you're still living in the last book's world

Boyfriend Pillow for all your forever alone needs

Microsoft vs Java

funny video compare between Microsoft and Java .
for professional persons that's the real difference between java and .net :

* Java is from Sun, .Net is from Microsoft

* Java is a language plus a runtime, .Net is a runtime framework that supports multiple languages,
Visual Basic and C# (the .Net language most similar to Java) among them.

* C# is very similar to Java but a few years younger, and a bit nicer in some respects - it has a slightly simpler syntax for some common constructs.

* Java is more platform independent, it runs on several operating systems including Windows, Mac and Linux. .Net is primarily for Windows. Although the open source project Mono is developing a multi-platform runtime for .Net, so this is less of an issue than it used to be.

* .Net has a more integrated development environment, as the IDE, runtime and server all come from Microsoft as a standard package, while Java is based on third-party tool and server providers. It used to be the case that the .Net development environment was clearly superior, but the difference is smaller these days.

* It can be argued that Java gives more flexibility, as there are more server- and IDE-providers to choose from, at the cost of some extra overhead for the developer to get the different pieces to work together. Functionality wise, there is not a lot of difference between the two, at least not when used to develop web applications. For desktop applications, .Net naturally has an edge in Windows integration.

Voldemort is like a teen girl. He has a diary, a tiara, a special cup, a pet he adores, and an obsession with a famous teenage boy

Well I haven't picked "C" in awhile. Multiple Choice Exam Logic

Yet another Blonde Girl

I hate two faced people. It's so hard to decide which face to slap first

Never get into an argument with someone who types faster than you

Did you know there's an app on your phone that makes you look ugly? It's called "Camera"

Even your Coffee is surprised you woke up this early

Human, is not time for work. is time for belly-rub

You know that tingly feeling you get when you like someone? That's commons sense leaving your body.

I hate it when someone starts asking me questions just after waking up

Mouth says Eat. Legs say no

yes, I know I got hair all over the couch.. it's called FURniture isn't it?

I hate it when Wikipedia copies my entire homework.

I'm not sleeping! just resting my eyes!

If I got paid by the amount of stupid people I deal with at work instead of by the hour, I could retire by next week

Congratulations. You have just save 0,4 seconds

Every Morning. Me : I really can't stay. Bed : but baby, it's cold outside

I'm going to ill that spider! unless it moves two centimeters then I'm going to jump, scream, throw my shoe across the room and run for it

I Hope this time the Human understand my art

I leave homework to the last day because I'll be older and therefore wiser

Many People tell me to do what my heart says.. But I don't know wtf is "tumtum tumtum"

But, I wanted a mouse.

I need a Six month Vacation. Twice a Year.

When I delete text messages, I feel like I'm deleting evidence.

Oh Sweet. This wall has a Free WiFi

Nice Try, Laundry. I'm still going to Nap.

He must be Famous. He has so many Fans.

I'm going to retire and live off my savings. what I'll do the second day, I have no idea.

When I say I miss school, I mean my friends and the fun. not the school.

Life by : Oblyvian

Beer doesn't have much Vitamins. That's why you need to drink a lot of it

Evil Cat

My career plans were much more exciting when I was 5

Friendship is not a big thing.. it's a million little things

Each Time i weighed myself I subtract 5 pounds because... well, come on, Boobs, Brains & Beauty this fabulous shouldn't be held against me!!

I don't drink to forget my problems. I drink to celebrate the face that I survived them!

Fast Food for Cows

According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a woman is their eyes, and women say the first thing they notice about men is they're a bunch of liars.

If your rent and bilis are paid food on the table and clothes on your back and you don't have any money left over, don't let anyone tell you your broke cause you took care of Business!!

Whatever it is I didn't do it!

Negative people need drama like oxygen. Stay positve, it will take their breath away

Coffee! if you're not shaking, you need another cup.