little jimmy was in his classroom when his teacher asked the class what a cow smells like:
one of his classmates said a barn yard..
she then asked what a pig smells like,
another one of Jimmy's classmates puts up her hand and said it smells like dirt..
once again she asked what a fish smells like and little Jimmy puts up his hand..
the teacher is suprised at him for getting involved until he said...
open up your legs and then you know.. the teacher fainted