Joke All You Can

Friday, September 13, 2013

at 5:38 AM

Labels: Lazy, Reality

Remember the twenty extra years you added to your life through clean healthy living? well these are them
These Two Pictures Show December. Panda December Jokes
I've decided to teach her to talk, what harm can it do?
I'm not an asshole. I am actually one of the nicest people you will ever meet. you are just pissed because I can see through your bullshit
return to Jan!
I've noticed the squirrels are beginning to gather nuts for the winter. A couple of my friends are missing. are you in a safe place??
Behold! the field in which I grow my fucks Lay thine eyes upon it and thou shalt see that it is barren
Of course history repeats itself. Motherfuckers don't listen
I solved the case again Watson! no shit Sherlock. Dig Deeper Watson. Stop Saying that!
The hardest part of my job is being nice to stupid people

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