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Thursday, September 5, 2013

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Amazing transparent kayak in bora bora
Confession : when I was still married. I had a feeling he was cheating on me. I found a pack of condoms in his car. The box was already opened so I poked a hole in the wrapper of each one.

Confession : when I was still married. I had a feeling he was cheating on me. I found a pack of condoms in his car. The box was already ...
It's a beautiful day! wish u were here! just look at this view! mom your finger is covering the lens. Oops! can you see it now? you can't just send the same picture. you have to take another one. how about now? looks great mom..
How did beyonce's album go #1 in 100 countries when there are only 7? Asia, Africa, Antartica, Australia, North and South America, Europe! woke up to a million people in my mentions tellin me there's more than 7 countries and only 7 condiments, lol yall are ignorants. people are dumb, continents are things like ketchup and mustard, condiments are just bigger countries
with this I'm going to control your Life. The Truth some things never change
Behold! the field in which I grow my fucks Lay thine eyes upon it and thou shalt see that it is barren
What do a pregnant woman, frozen beer, and burned pizza have in common? an Idiot who forgot to take it out in time
Date Quotes

1. GIRL 1:"O, kamusta date mo kagabi?" GIRL 2:"Sumakit ang boobs ko...nasobrahan sa kape." GIRL 1:"Ha, ma...
I can't I'm Mormon. Mormon Women. Dull in Bed Don't give Head
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