Joke All You Can

Friday, September 13, 2013

at 6:30 AM

It's a beautiful day! wish u were here! just look at this view! mom your finger is covering the lens. Oops! can you see it now? you can't just send the same picture. you have to take another one. how about now? looks great mom..
Confession : when I was still married. I had a feeling he was cheating on me. I found a pack of condoms in his car. The box was already opened so I poked a hole in the wrapper of each one.

Confession : when I was still married. I had a feeling he was cheating on me. I found a pack of condoms in his car. The box was already ...
Date Quotes

1. GIRL 1:"O, kamusta date mo kagabi?" GIRL 2:"Sumakit ang boobs ko...nasobrahan sa kape." GIRL 1:"Ha, ma...
Sometimes you just have to close your eyes, count to ten, take a deep breath, remind yourself that you wouldn't look good in prison stripes and just smile at that dumbass and walk away
with this I'm going to control your Life. The Truth some things never change
These Two Pictures Show December. Panda December Jokes
Behold! the field in which I grow my fucks Lay thine eyes upon it and thou shalt see that it is barren
I've decided to teach her to talk, what harm can it do?
Saw the dumbest elevator today, It had a button for the floor I was already on? I don't know how I feel about this.
Remember the twenty extra years you added to your life through clean healthy living? well these are them

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