Joke All You Can

Saturday, September 14, 2013

at 9:43 PM

These Two Pictures Show December. Panda December Jokes
Remember the twenty extra years you added to your life through clean healthy living? well these are them
How did beyonce's album go #1 in 100 countries when there are only 7? Asia, Africa, Antartica, Australia, North and South America, Europe! woke up to a million people in my mentions tellin me there's more than 7 countries and only 7 condiments, lol yall are ignorants. people are dumb, continents are things like ketchup and mustard, condiments are just bigger countries
Gwen Stacy. Amazing Spiderman 2. Mary-Jane Watson Amazing Spiderman 3. The Amazing Spiderman. Emma Stone
High School now a days
This skinny girl just told me she "forgets" to eat? is that possible? I just licked her face in case it's contagious
I'm not a virgin any more, just someone who cries near Jesus on the cross

My 10-year old daughter drops a bomb at Sunday dinner: "I'm not a virgin any more ..." I turn to the wife: "That...
Behold! the field in which I grow my fucks Lay thine eyes upon it and thou shalt see that it is barren
Dear Santa, why do all my toys say made in China? I guess even you can't abstain from the allure of cheap labor. Oink oink you capitalist pig. - Josh
Fuck me over and it's fuck you forever

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