Joke All You Can

Friday, October 11, 2013

at 6:58 PM

Labels: Food, Fun, Reality

These Two Pictures Show December. Panda December Jokes
Remember the twenty extra years you added to your life through clean healthy living? well these are them
Dear Santa, why do all my toys say made in China? I guess even you can't abstain from the allure of cheap labor. Oink oink you capitalist pig. - Josh
I would berry my dick so far inside your ass who ever could pull it out would be crowned King Arthur
Sometimes you just have to close your eyes, count to ten, take a deep breath, remind yourself that you wouldn't look good in prison stripes and just smile at that dumbass and walk away
with this I'm going to control your Life. The Truth some things never change
I've decided to teach her to talk, what harm can it do?
Saw the dumbest elevator today, It had a button for the floor I was already on? I don't know how I feel about this.
I'm not a virgin any more, just someone who cries near Jesus on the cross

My 10-year old daughter drops a bomb at Sunday dinner: "I'm not a virgin any more ..." I turn to the wife: "That...
relationship goals!!!!

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