Joke All You Can

Tuesday, October 1, 2013

at 7:00 AM

Labels: Fun

These Two Pictures Show December. Panda December Jokes
Remember the twenty extra years you added to your life through clean healthy living? well these are them
Dear Santa, why do all my toys say made in China? I guess even you can't abstain from the allure of cheap labor. Oink oink you capitalist pig. - Josh
I'm not a virgin any more, just someone who cries near Jesus on the cross

My 10-year old daughter drops a bomb at Sunday dinner: "I'm not a virgin any more ..." I turn to the wife: "That...
with this I'm going to control your Life. The Truth some things never change
This bitch. You know what this bitch does?

*Takeb from google
I'm not saying you're stupid. I'm just saying you've got bad luck when it comes to thinking
I would berry my dick so far inside your ass who ever could pull it out would be crowned King Arthur
What does being in love feel like? Like there's a button in front of you that says " press this for free cookies," but every time you press it, a bird shits on your head, but you keep pressing it and once in every 100 times, you get a cookie. and it's the best fucking cookie you've ever had. and while you're eating it. you realize you'll willingly get shit on 99 more times in hopes of getting another cookie. then one day, the cookies stop coming.
If it's not a Petabye, it's not serious. Big Data, Little Penis. get on the Hadoop Bandwagon. Dick Shrinkage

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