Joke All You Can

Monday, December 16, 2013

at 5:09 AM

Labels: Awesome, Fun

Remember the twenty extra years you added to your life through clean healthy living? well these are them
These Two Pictures Show December. Panda December Jokes
Sometimes you just have to close your eyes, count to ten, take a deep breath, remind yourself that you wouldn't look good in prison stripes and just smile at that dumbass and walk away
with this I'm going to control your Life. The Truth some things never change
Dear Santa, why do all my toys say made in China? I guess even you can't abstain from the allure of cheap labor. Oink oink you capitalist pig. - Josh
Date Quotes

1. GIRL 1:"O, kamusta date mo kagabi?" GIRL 2:"Sumakit ang boobs ko...nasobrahan sa kape." GIRL 1:"Ha, ma...
I've decided to teach her to talk, what harm can it do?
I would berry my dick so far inside your ass who ever could pull it out would be crowned King Arthur
I'm not saying you're stupid. I'm just saying you've got bad luck when it comes to thinking
Saw the dumbest elevator today, It had a button for the floor I was already on? I don't know how I feel about this.

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