Saturday, April 5, 2014

The difference between "guts" and "balls"


The difference between "guts" and "balls"

It takes guts to come home at 3am when you're married.
It takes balls to do it smelling like perfume, then smacking your
wife on the ass saying, "You're next. fat ass."

It takes guts to drive 90 miles an hour on the freeway.
It takes balls to do it past a police officer. chucking the finger at him as you go by

It takes guts to Skydive from 10,000 feet.
It takes balls to do it fully nude into 3 football stadium during half time.

It takes guts to rip a loud fart on a first date.
It takes balls to do it while she's giving you a blowjob.

It takes guts to threaten to quit your job if you don't get a raise.
It takes balls to tell your boss to go fuck himself and walk out.

It takes guts to face your fears.
It takes ball to grab your tears by the face and punch it in the fucking throat.

Know the difference.

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