WHY BEER IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN

WHY BEER IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN

1. Beer is always wet.
2. Frigid beer is good beer.
3. Beer never gets a headache.
4. Beer always goes down easily.
5. You can share a beer with your friends.
6. You don't have to wine and dine heer.
T. You can enjoy beer every rlay of the month.
8. You always know you are the first one to poo a beer.
9. You don‘t have to wash a beer before it tastes good.
1|]. You can have more than one beer and not feel guilty.
11. Beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.
12. If you pour a beer right you'll always gel a good head.