Joke All You Can

Thursday, May 15, 2014

at 5:35 AM

These Two Pictures Show December. Panda December Jokes
Remember the twenty extra years you added to your life through clean healthy living? well these are them
Oh, you like that, huh? Poop comes from there. that's kind of hot. oh my God.
I'm good. I'm bad. I'm sometimes in between. Mess with my family, You'll see me turn mean. I'm as complicated as it gets. ﬁnd tough as can be. Tell me I can't do something. then step back and watch me m cl million colors. I'm block and white. I make mistakes. But sometimes get it right. 1Iy to figure me out. you never will. _ But you can count on this. I keep it real...
The best friendships are built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, laughter and a dislike of the same people.
I've decided to teach her to talk, what harm can it do?
Please, continue to call me a bitch while I search for a fuck to give
No, you're right: let's do it the dumbest fucking way possible because it's easier for you
Why don't I have any tattoos? for the same reason you don't put a bumper sticker on a Ferrarri
To my friends, I wish you peace, love and health. blah, blah blah.. screw that! i wish you lots of sex, booze, orgasm and hope you win Lotto

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