Joke All You Can

Sunday, July 6, 2014

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These Two Pictures Show December. Panda December Jokes
Remember the twenty extra years you added to your life through clean healthy living? well these are them
I've decided to teach her to talk, what harm can it do?
Don't be mad because I don't care anymore. be mad because I once did, and you were too blind to see
Please, continue to call me a bitch while I search for a fuck to give
What do a pregnant woman, frozen beer, and burned pizza have in common? an Idiot who forgot to take it out in time
Chris For Christmas, I got you $25 worth of lottery tickets. I went ahead and scratched them off for you. you won $2. here is that $2. Merry Christmas! Nicole
Mary had a little lamb. whos fleece was white as snow. it went out to a club one night and dropped it hella low
Confession : when I was still married. I had a feeling he was cheating on me. I found a pack of condoms in his car. The box was already opened so I poked a hole in the wrapper of each one.

Confession : when I was still married. I had a feeling he was cheating on me. I found a pack of condoms in his car. The box was already ...
with this I'm going to control your Life. The Truth some things never change

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