Tuesday, August 26, 2014

Doughnuts are bad for you.

So are cream cakes, lie-ins and loud rock music. So is sugar. if you take it in your tea, stop immediately, if you take two sugars in your tea, obviously you're trying to commit suicide and it's a cry for help. Don't do it. Your life is precious.

Not drinking enough water is bad for you. You must drink 6 1/2 pints a day, or you'll get dehydrated and that's bad for you too. Don't drink too much though, that can be really bad for  you. if you drink over 14 pints at one it makes you feel drunk. so don't drink too much water and drive.

TV is bad for you. watching too much can cost you your friends. None at all and you've got nothing to talk to them about. Lack of exercise is bad for you. But getting addicted to gyms is bad for you too. Also, some gym towels aren't laundered properly and spread germs. Germs are bad for you.

Stress is bad for you. Well, at least too much stress is bad for you. not enough and you don't realise you're alive which is bad for you too. The thing is, life and the living that is involved is bad for you. it must be, because it kills everyone in the end.

At Krispy Kreme, we think the key to life, by which we mean eating doughnuts, is balance. Sure, if you eat them morning, noon, and night and they are brought directly to your armchair, then that would be bad. But then if you've never felt the pleasure of eating a delicious fluffy original glazed doughnut hot off the line and, heaven forbid, you get struck by lighting, well surely that would be really bad. Really really bad

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