Saturday, August 9, 2014
I lost my wife, she went shopping & hasn't come back yet. don't worry sir... we will find your car
Husband : I lost my wife, she went shopping & hasn't come back yet.
Inspector : what is her height?
Husband : I never checked.
Inspector : Slim or Healthy?
Husband : Not slim, can be healthy.
Inspector : Colour of eyes?
Husband : Changes according to season.
Inspector : what was she wearing?
Husband : Not sure whether it was a dress or a suit.
Inspector : Was she driving?
Husband : yes.
Inspector : colour of the car?
Husband : Black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door and then the husband started crying..
Inspector : Don't worry sir,... we will find your car
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