Saturday, August 9, 2014

I lost my wife, she went shopping & hasn't come back yet. don't worry sir... we will find your car


Husband : I lost my wife, she went shopping & hasn't come back yet.

Inspector : what is her height?

Husband : I never checked.

Inspector : Slim or Healthy?

Husband : Not slim, can be healthy.

Inspector : Colour of eyes?

Husband : Changes according to season.

Inspector : what was she wearing?

Husband : Not sure whether it was a dress or a suit.

Inspector : Was she driving?

Husband : yes.

Inspector : colour of the car?

Husband : Black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a  very thin scratch on the front left door and then the husband started crying..

Inspector : Don't worry sir,... we will find your car

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