Wednesday, October 1, 2014

How Toddlers are basically Gremlins

They freak the freak out if you get them wet.

They destroy all your appliances

It's a terrible idea to feed them after midnight

It's nearly impossible to understand what the hell they're talking about.

They complain about sunlight

It's never a good idea to take them to the movies.

They drool more than you thought possible.

When they're cute, they're unbelievably cute.

When they aren't cute, Run. Run So Very Fast

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