There
was this virgin that was going out on a date for the first time and she
told her grandmother about it. So, the grandmother says, "Sit here and
let me tell you about those young boys. He is going to try to kiss you,
you are going to like that but, don't let him do that. He is going to
try to feel your breast, you are going to like that but, don't let him
do that.
"He is going to try to put his
hand between your legs , you are going to like that but, don't let him
do that. But most important, he is going to try to get on top of you and
have his way with you. You are going to like that but, don't let him do
that, it will disgrace the family."
With that bit of advice,
the granddaughter went on her date and could not wait to tell her
grandmother about it. So, the next day she told her grandmother that her
date went just like she said. But she said, "Grandmother, I didn't let
him disgrace the family. When he tried I turned over, got on top of him
and disgraced his family."
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