Joke All You Can

Thursday, August 8, 2013

at 6:01 AM

Labels: Adult, Dirty, Fun

These Two Pictures Show December. Panda December Jokes
Remember the twenty extra years you added to your life through clean healthy living? well these are them
with this I'm going to control your Life. The Truth some things never change
I suffer from ADCD: Attention Deficit Cleaning Disorder. It's where you start to clean one thing, but get distracted by another thing that needs cleaning. That causes you to bounce from one job to another only to end up doing a lot of work with nothing to show for it!
Sad thing about this Joe.. is in 70 Years We'll be doing the same thing and still be bald and no teeth and wearging diapers
When a friend makes you laugh in class and you try to hold it in
Women ruin everything and they don't have sex with me
Oh, you like that, huh? Poop comes from there. that's kind of hot. oh my God.
A proud new dad sits down to have a drink with his father "well son, now that you've got a kid of your own, I think it's time to give you this" "Dad, you don't mean..." "Yes son, I do" Dad pulls out copy of 1001 Dad Jokes, 5th edition "Dad I'm honoured...", he says, tears sparkling in his eyes. "Hi honoured", replies father. "I'm dad".
This is true Love. Sent to WWII only months after getting married. separated for 40 months, wounded in lwo Jima. married for ?1 years. 15 Children. 119 grandchildren. 32 great-grandchilren. Ruth Todd kisses her "lover," goodbye. RIP William Todd.

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