1. your house plants are alive and you can't smoke any of them
2. you keep more food than beer in the fridge.
3. you go to the drugstore for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.
4. I just can't drink the way I used to replaces I am never going to drink again.
Bonus.
You read this entire list looking desperately for the one sign that doesn't apply to you, and you can't find one to save your sorry old ass!!
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