A state trooper stopped a 95 year old woman on interstate 20, and noticed as he was checking her drivers license, that she had a concealed carry permit. He said got any guns with you ma'am? she said yes, a 45 smith & wesson in the glove compartment, a 357 magnum in the console and a 38 special in my purse, The trooper said Lady what are you scared of. She said.. NOT A DAMN THING!