Joke All You Can

Wednesday, March 5, 2014

at 5:46 AM

Labels: Fun, Sarcasm

These Two Pictures Show December. Panda December Jokes
Remember the twenty extra years you added to your life through clean healthy living? well these are them
with this I'm going to control your Life. The Truth some things never change
I'm not an asshole. I am actually one of the nicest people you will ever meet. you are just pissed because I can see through your bullshit
All those bad traits my kids have.. were inherited from their father. But luckily they get their smarts, good looks, charm and all good things from me
Dear Sun, please go to settings display brightness and lower your brightness please its too hot to handle yours faithful, Pappu

Dear Sun, please go to settings display brightness and lower your brightness please its too hot to handle yours faithful, Pappu Sun rep...
I suffer from ADCD: Attention Deficit Cleaning Disorder. It's where you start to clean one thing, but get distracted by another thing that needs cleaning. That causes you to bounce from one job to another only to end up doing a lot of work with nothing to show for it!
And then all of a sudden she changed. She came back a completely different person with a new mindset, a new outlook, a new soul the girl that once cared way too much about everyone and everything no longer cared at all
I've decided to teach her to talk, what harm can it do?
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