Joke All You Can

Sunday, March 2, 2014

These Two Pictures Show December. Panda December Jokes
with this I'm going to control your Life. The Truth some things never change
Remember the twenty extra years you added to your life through clean healthy living? well these are them
A Good Friend
I suffer from ADCD: Attention Deficit Cleaning Disorder. It's where you start to clean one thing, but get distracted by another thing that needs cleaning. That causes you to bounce from one job to another only to end up doing a lot of work with nothing to show for it!
I'm not an asshole. I am actually one of the nicest people you will ever meet. you are just pissed because I can see through your bullshit
This is true Love. Sent to WWII only months after getting married. separated for 40 months, wounded in lwo Jima. married for ?1 years. 15 Children. 119 grandchildren. 32 great-grandchilren. Ruth Todd kisses her "lover," goodbye. RIP William Todd.
Awkward moments. When you blush heavily and the guy thinks you have a sever fever
Oh, you like that, huh? Poop comes from there. that's kind of hot. oh my God.
Best secret passage ever. The door to an underground panic room / secret hide out in the kitchen island. Would also be good if someone broke into your house and you had to hide somewhere, or a Zombie apocalypse

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