Saturday, March 15, 2014

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes ( he is 66 ). we decided to grab a bite at the food court.


I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes ( he is 66 ). we decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors - green, red, orange and blue. My dad kept staring at her. The teenager kept looking and would find my dad staring every time. When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked " What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?" Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; I knew he would have a good one! In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid.. "got stoned once and fucked a parrot. just wondering if you were my daughter"

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