So I go into McDonalds to get a soda & there's some ugly fat chick laughing at this mentally disabled kid. Me: You know that can happen to any one of us. ‘Who are you to laugh? Her: God gave me a mouth to laugh and I'm going to use it Me: Well, God gave you a mouth to eat too but it looks like you abused that privilege as well. Girl: -speechless- Me: And wipe that damn ketchup off of your chin.. Girl: -Goes to wipe chin- Me: NO. your other chin