1. make vanilla pudding. put in mayo jar. eat in public.
2. Hire two private investigators. get them to follow each other.
3. Wear shirt that says " Life." Hand out lemons on street cornet.
4. get into a crowded elevator and say "I bet you're all wondering why I gathered you here today"
5. Major in philosophy. Ask people WHY they would like fries with that.
6. Run into a store, ask what year it is. When someone answers, yell "It worked!" and run out cheering.
7. become a doctor. Change last name to Acula.
8. Change name to Simon. Speak in third person.
9. Buy a parrot. Teach the parrot to say "Help! I've been turned into a parrot"
10. Follow joggers around in your car blasting "Eye of the Tiger" for encouragement
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