Joke All You Can

Wednesday, March 26, 2014

at 6:13 AM

Labels: Cute Dogs, Fun

Remember the twenty extra years you added to your life through clean healthy living? well these are them
Confession : when I was still married. I had a feeling he was cheating on me. I found a pack of condoms in his car. The box was already opened so I poked a hole in the wrapper of each one.

Confession : when I was still married. I had a feeling he was cheating on me. I found a pack of condoms in his car. The box was already ...
Death and Chuck Norris!
with this I'm going to control your Life. The Truth some things never change
It's the most perfect day ever! come outside chris! No!
These Two Pictures Show December. Panda December Jokes
I want a man who's loyal, faithful, patient, attentive, forgiving, unselfish, even-tempered & a good listener. You want a dog
Sitting in a bar having drinks with a friend.. I casually pointed to two old drunks sitting across the bar from us and said "That's us in ten years" He said "That's a mirror, dipshit!"
What do a pregnant woman, frozen beer, and burned pizza have in common? an Idiot who forgot to take it out in time
I'm ignoring you. I said. I'm ignoring you. don't ignore me. I'm ignoring you! Woman Logic

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