Why Beer is beetter than a Woman

1. beer is always wet

2. Frigid beer is good beer.

3. Beer never gets a headache.

4. Beer always goes down easily.

5. You can share a beet with your friends.

6. you don't have to wine and dine beer.

7. you can enjoy beer every day of the month.

8. You always know you are the first one to pop a beer.

9. you don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good.

10. you can have more than one beer and not feel guilty

11. Beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.

12. if you pour a beer right you'll always get a good head.