Joke All You Can

Tuesday, February 5, 2013

My friend once told me: "I'm single by choice, Their choice."

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Remember the twenty extra years you added to your life through clean healthy living? well these are them
I've decided to teach her to talk, what harm can it do?
Don't be mad because I don't care anymore. be mad because I once did, and you were too blind to see
Please, continue to call me a bitch while I search for a fuck to give
Mary had a little lamb. whos fleece was white as snow. it went out to a club one night and dropped it hella low
What do a pregnant woman, frozen beer, and burned pizza have in common? an Idiot who forgot to take it out in time
I've been so stressed recently I've been doing that Chinese thing with the needles, you know.. heroin
Confession : when I was still married. I had a feeling he was cheating on me. I found a pack of condoms in his car. The box was already opened so I poked a hole in the wrapper of each one.

Confession : when I was still married. I had a feeling he was cheating on me. I found a pack of condoms in his car. The box was already ...
If your rent and bills are paid food on the table and clothes on your back and you don't have any money left over, don't let anyone tell you your broke cause you took care of Business!

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